Phil

according to Ancestry.com, 35% Japanese

Terrible comedian 

5'5" 

Pants are always too long (see previous)

Dog Owner

Winner of beauty contest in Monopoly

Fearless spider killer

Voted best men's hair where I work

I was the only one who voted in previous contest 

The only other male in previous contest is bald

Self Proclaimed owner of Studio Montage

Real owner does not recognize previous statement 

Apple fan boy

Still paying for a gym membership but don't go anymore